Monday, July 19, 2010 . 1:51 AM
Lost!
I sincerely hope bad luck comes in threes because I've lost 3 items in the space of 1 week and I really don't want to misplace or lose anymore because that will drive me crazy.
They were even lost in order of importance. First my Liverpool water bottle that my sister got me for my 21st birthday, when I clearly remember putting it in my bag after football last week, but now it's nowhere to be found. Second, my house key, which I deduced I either dropped it at football yesterday while trying to buy a drink, or dropped it in the car the night before, or threw it away in a Mcdonald's paper bag. Third, my handphone, which I either dropped in the Cathay cinema 5 after Inception tonight, in Cathay cineplex itself or on the way back to Plaza Singapura. In any case, the phone was off when we tried calling it within 15 minutes later. Needless to say I've suspended the line and I'm going to track and permanently disable the phone using the IMEI thing, hopefully it works. I cannot believe my luck. I ALWAYS check my pockets after a movie to see if I still have my phone with me, and on the first time I don't check, the phone is not there in my pocket. The irony.
I can't believe I'm losing so many things. Last month was the brooch I used for my previous performance in January at AKA 6. Sigh. I must really have the worst luck, or I'm getting early-onset Alzheimer's. Heh.
Life really sucks. I hope the ass-hole who picked up my phone, if he has intentions of selling it or using it, dies a horrible death.
Okay maybe death is not appropriate, he must SUFFER first. I hope if he does trade it in for $100 (yes dammit I missed out on $100 on a trade-in bloody hell), he uses that $100 to get into IR to gamble and he gambles his life savings away, then he spends the next 20 years in misery and poverty and social rejection before wasting away and dying in a dank alley. And at that last moment when he takes in his dying breath I hope he regrets ever finding the phone and not returning it.
That's vengeance for you.
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