Thursday, October 04, 2007 . 4:39 AM
Screwed Up
The week just gets from bad to worse doesn't it?
You ever hear of the saying, "When shit happens, shit happens"? Well for me, it's more like diarrhoea.
Monday. I lose my keypad which will cost me $100 AND the medicamp DVD which we got on that VERY day... Without having even seen the photos yet. Great start to the week.
Tuesday. Our group in Resonance sang SO badly on the microphones that we were called off before we even finished the song during prac. How embarrassing was that. I hate being judged on my singing ability when I'm not doing my best. Just so happens that whenever I get on the mike, I do my worst. I think I screwed my anatomy FA too.
Wednesday. I actually FIND OUT that I lose my keypad AND the medicamp DVD. Then I realize that I could have dropped it anywhere. Just my luck that we HAD to have that physio thingy AND the anatomy FA in LT28, AND reso prac on tuesday. How the hell am I supposed to look for them now. It's a FREAKING $100!!! And I paid $8 for the freaking DVD. Wonderful.
Thursday. The sun hasn't even risen yet and already Liverpool have lost 1-0 in the Champions League. What a waste of 2 hours of my life. I wonder what's gonna happen to me later today man. I bet it's got something to do with the M1 vs M5 football match in the afternoon. Probably gonna play like crap or break a leg or how about NOT EVEN PLAYING?
And people ask me why I'm such a pessimist.
Anyone who provokes me in the next few days will die a horrible, and I mean HORRIBLE death.
I'm feeling vengeful.
Murphy's Law: "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong."
Elson's Law: "Anything that can go wrong already has, you're just not aware of it yet!"
Han Yang's Law: "When shit happens, diarrhoea results. When shit DOESN'T happen, it just means that your shit has not built up to the point of diarrhoea yet."
Archangel
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