Sunday, December 03, 2006 . 11:32 PM
Conservation Of Mass
Hey people, do I have a great diet tip for you!
Based on the conservation of mass theory, you are, literally, what you eat. Since mass cannot be created or destroyed, the mass of what you consume will be added to your total body mass. (Or less, since you account for movement, respiration and all that crap) Therefore, you can eat WHATEVER you want. Chow down that fatty burger you've always been eyeing! Eat that bar of chocolate calling your name! As long as it weighs less than the amount that will put you on the wrong side of the scale, EAT IT IF YOU WANT TO! Hahaha.
Also based on the conservation of mass theory is the Monkey King (Sun Wu Kong) and his staff, contributed by our resident eccentric genius, Poisson Kwong!
When Sun Wu Kong got his magical staff, it was very very very huge and extremely heavy, right? But he was strong enough to lift it, and could shrink it to such a size that he could fit it into his ear. By the conservation of mass theory, his ear connections to his head must be very very very very super strong. Otherwise his ear would have torn off the moment he put the staff in.
So if his staff is so heavy, shouldn't one whack of it kill any demon already? It's the ultimate weapon, man! Hahaha.
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Archangel
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